The Kingdom of Ninals is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sofia de Atil with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.43 billion Ninalsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paveline. The average income tax rate is 54.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ninalsian economy, worth 242 trillion Velas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,833 Velas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, and hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ninals's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ninals is ranked 47,546^th in the world and 2,928^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.92 law-abiding acts per hour.