The State of North Borneo is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Hamish North with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 15.309 billion North Borneans are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kota Kinabalu. The average income tax rate is 23.9%.

The North Bornean economy, worth 722 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 47,220 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, Prime Minister Hamish North has just been declared ruler of North Borneo in an international press conference, and increasing numbers of children in North Borneo have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Borneo's national animal is the lion.

North Borneo is ranked 142,128^th in the world and 7^th in Northumbria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.68 law-abiding acts per hour.