The Republic of Northern Bucovina is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Alexandr with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.732 billion Northern Bucovinians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chernivitsi. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient North Bucovinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,529 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 175,158 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, and Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies. Crime is totally unknown. Northern Bucovina's national animal is the Pelican, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Northern Bucovina is ranked 21,027^th in the world and 2^nd in Romania for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,837.63 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.