The State of Notcitnep is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.583 billion Notcitnepians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The powerhouse Notcitnepian economy, worth a remarkable 1,189 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 50,437 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government is slowly introducing social welfare programs, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, military spending is on the increase, and Notcitnep has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Notcitnep's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Notcitnep is ranked 203,505^th in the world and 5^th in Sarajevo for Most Beautiful Environments, with 464.83 pounds of wildlife per square mile.