The Global Congression of Golden Domain is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Gabriel Golden with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.063 billion Golden Domainians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goldshield. The average income tax rate is 62.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Golden Domainian economy, worth a remarkable 1,218 trillion Golden Pennieses a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 200,920 Golden Pennieses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Gabriel Golden's eyes only', and businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Golden Domain's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Golden Domain is ranked 273,443^rd in the world and 67^th in The Interdimensional Community for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 36.31 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.