The Confederate States of Ole Dixieland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Edmund Kirby Smith IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 29.25 billion rebels are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Richmond. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.9%.

The frighteningly efficient a rebel economy, worth a remarkable 3,642 trillion Confederate Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 124,544 Confederate Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 775,791 per year while the poor average 8,550, a ratio of 90.7 to 1.

People say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, and nobody is allowed to mention what religion terrorists follow. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ole Dixieland's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is that Old-Time Religion.

Ole Dixieland is ranked 265,967^th in the world and 87^th in Texas for Lowest Crime Rates, with 40.8 law-abiding acts per hour.