The Most Serene Republic of Oneiros Basilia is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical population of 419 million Twinks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Basilpolis. The average income tax rate is 20.6%.

The thriving Basilian economy, worth 36.0 trillion Dabloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 85,972 Dabloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, and the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Oneiros Basilia's national animal is the Catboy.

Oneiros Basilia is ranked 143,230^th in the world and 255^th in The Black Hawks for Most Patriotic, with 10.08 flags saluted per person per day.