The Lion Guard of Oogs is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, ruled by The Eye with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, democratic population of 24.785 billion Oogsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Spirituality, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oog. The average income tax rate is 26.3%.

The Oogsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,187 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 47,910 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, Nihilism has been named as Oogs's national religion, even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister, and the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs. Crime is relatively low. Oogs's national animal is the eagle and its national religion is Nihilism.

Oogs is ranked 246,077^th in the world and 1^st in Castle Oblivion for Most Patriotic, with 2.94 flags saluted per person per day.