The Technocratic Federation of Oranginia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by General Secretary with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 22.15 billion Oranginians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Portokallipolis. The average income tax rate is 3.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Oranginian economy, worth a remarkable 5,382 trillion Oranginian Orangingas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 242,994 Oranginian Orangingas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Living well is no longer the best kind of revenge, meetings involving club finances are frequently broken up by men in black suits, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, and funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience. Crime is relatively low. Oranginia's national animal is the Oranginian Acid Spider, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Oranginia is ranked 43,676^th in the world and 2,470^th in Balder for Most Patriotic, with 30.43 flags saluted per person per day.