The Dictatorship of Cezaves is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 273 million Cezians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cetana. The average income tax rate is 58.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Cezian economy, worth 22.6 trillion Cezas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 82,786 Cezas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government invades its allies more than its enemies, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, and the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cezaves's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cezaves is ranked 87,922^nd in the world and 45^th in Atlanticana for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 92.72 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.