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The Free Land of Orgazma

“Freedom, Love and Ecstasy”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: the South Pacific

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Orgazma

Population17.654 billion

LeaderOverlord

CurrencyXYM
AnimalUmpf

The Free Land of Orgazma is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Overlord with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.654 billion Orgazmien live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Environment, with Education, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient orgazmic economy, worth a remarkable 4,346 trillion XYMS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 246,184 XYMS, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,454,924 per year while the poor average 19,270, a ratio of 75.5 to 1.

Overlord's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes, and Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Orgazma's national animal is the Umpf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Orgazma is ranked 5,813th in the world and 164th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,166.24 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 414thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 518thRudest Citizens: 601stHighest Crime Rates: 641stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 731stMost Rebellious Youth: 819thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 829thLargest Retail Industry: 1,020thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,067thMost Armed: 1,097thFattest Citizens: 1,183rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,384thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,593rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,366thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 4,124thHighest Economic Output: 4,246thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,587thMost Cultured: 4,722ndLargest Gambling Industry: 4,776thMost Inclusive: 5,233rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,518thHighest Average Incomes: 5,722ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,813thMost Stationary: 5,945thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,970thHighest Food Quality: 6,168thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,438thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,748thSmartest Citizens: 12,782ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,903rdMost Influential: 13,407thTop
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Nudest: 15,709thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,701stLargest Populations: 20,492ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,508thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,941stMost Secular: 23,012thHighest Drug Use: 25,022ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26,462ndMost Pro-Market: 26,669th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 22nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Armed: 25th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 30th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 41st in the regionTop
5%
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 62nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 64th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 73rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 77th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 86th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 102nd in the regionMost Cultured: 109th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 112th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 113th in the regionMost Stationary: 114th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 115th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 149th in the regionMost Inclusive: 152nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 156th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 159th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 164th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 167th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 169th in the regionLargest Populations: 200th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 212th in the regionNudest: 269th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 297th in the regionMost Extreme: 303rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 329th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 359th in the regionMost Politically Free: 409th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 444th in the regionMost Secular: 515th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Orgazma, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned.
  • : Following new legislation in Orgazma, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Orgazma, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details.
  • : Following new legislation in Orgazma, Overlord's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition.
  • : Following new legislation in Orgazma, the police force is on a recruitment drive.
  • : Following new legislation in Orgazma, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament.
  • : Orgazma was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes, Most Influential, Most Beautiful Environments, Highest Food Quality, and Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Orgazma, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Orgazma, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs.
  • : Following new legislation in Orgazma, military spending recently hit a new high.

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