The Matriarchy of Orinesia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.685 billion Orinese live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The strong Orinese economy, worth 416 trillion credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 42,960 credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 276,887 per year while the poor average 2,693, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Orinesia's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Orinesia is ranked 230,144^th in the world and 4,528^th in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -6.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.