The United Empire of Foudina is a massive, genial nation, ruled by James Wilbur with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The quiet, industrious population of 1.899 billion Foudians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Losdonia City. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Foudian economy, worth 320 trillion Foudian Euros a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 168,702 Foudian Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, and the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Foudina's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Foudina is ranked 73,914^th in the world and 670^th in Europe for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.