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The Republic of Partenopean Republic

“The Wallpaper or I have to go.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Lazarus


Partenopean Republic

Population12.378 billion

FaithThe Imperial Cult


The Republic of Partenopean Republic is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, vat-grown people, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.378 billion Partenopean Republicians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neropolis. The average income tax rate is 33.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Partenopean Republician economy, worth a remarkable 1,924 trillion Maravedis a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 155,454 Maravedis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

School teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, and withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Partenopean Republic's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Imperial Cult.

Partenopean Republic is ranked 16,095th in the world and 240th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 1,040.8889866084 Days.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 519thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 804thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,082ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,629thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,640thLargest Black Market: 1,766thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,232ndFattest Citizens: 2,326thLargest Retail Industry: 2,380thMost Influential: 3,071stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,915thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,035thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,605thHighest Economic Output: 7,735thLowest Crime Rates: 9,503rdTop
Most Secular: 10,892ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,903rdMost Beautiful Environments: 11,706thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,211thHighest Average Incomes: 12,275thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,640thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,851stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,983rdMost Stationary: 16,095thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,320thLargest Populations: 19,594thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,767th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 26th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 53rd in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 83rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 88th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 93rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 93rd in the regionMost Influential: 104th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 115th in the regionFattest Citizens: 127th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 133rd in the regionMost Stationary: 240th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 332nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 378th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 434th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 571st in the regionMost Secular: 581st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 610th in the regionLargest Populations: 667th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 685th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 687th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 701st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 716th in the region

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