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The Republic of Partenopean Republic

“The Wallpaper or I have to go.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Lazarus


Partenopean Republic

Population10.614 billion

FaithThe Imperial Cult


The Republic of Partenopean Republic is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.614 billion Partenopean Republicians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neropolis. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Partenopean Republician economy, worth a remarkable 2,187 trillion Maravedis a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 206,066 Maravedis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are raised bilingual from an early age, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, pet rocks are sold by the pound, and the law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Partenopean Republic's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Imperial Cult.

Partenopean Republic is ranked 1,436th in the world and 60th in Lazarus for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 26,370.73 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 207thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 260thLargest Black Market: 542ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 822ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,140thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,338thLargest Retail Industry: 1,436thTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,208thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,685thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,731stMost Influential: 3,210thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,424thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,478thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,508thLowest Crime Rates: 5,063rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,217thHighest Economic Output: 5,418thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,215thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,397thTop
Most Secular: 7,911thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,598thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,572ndLargest Gambling Industry: 9,841stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,844thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,945thLargest Governments: 12,325thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,106thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,120thMost Efficient Economies: 14,577th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 28th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 37th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 60th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 62nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 68th in the regionMost Influential: 86th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 86th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 121st in the regionFattest Citizens: 129th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 204th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 241st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 246th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 270th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 275th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 286th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 288th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 403rd in the regionMost Secular: 407th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 410th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 455th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 479th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 490th in the region

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