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The Democratic Republic of PembrokeLand

“Oh, don't do that.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population981 million

CapitalOsceola Heights
LeaderTimmy Trouble

AnimalOld Cat

The Democratic Republic of PembrokeLand is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Timmy Trouble with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 981 million PembrokeLandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osceola Heights. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient PembrokeLandian economy, worth 88.8 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,551 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The military has had its funding stripped back as the nation seeks a smaller role in international politics, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, and the study of medicine is popular throughout PembrokeLand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PembrokeLand's national animal is the Old Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

PembrokeLand is ranked 53,120th in the world and 1,975th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 176.22060249652 Days.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,139thTop
Most Influential: 2,007thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,321stLargest Welfare Programs: 6,699thNicest Citizens: 6,706thHealthiest Citizens: 7,126thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,315thTop
Best Weather: 7,998thMost Inclusive: 9,776thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,401stMost Pacifist: 10,752ndMost Secular: 10,961stLongest Average Lifespans: 11,166thMost Developed: 12,482ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,233rdLowest Crime Rates: 14,022ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,976thLargest Insurance Industry: 15,019thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,210thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,498th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 282nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 312th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 360th in the regionNicest Citizens: 373rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 387th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 425th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 487th in the regionMost Secular: 562nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 574th in the regionMost Pacifist: 587th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 598th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 685th in the regionMost Developed: 692nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 693rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 697th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 698th in the regionMost Influential: 699th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 737th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 771st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 773rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in PembrokeLand, the study of medicine is popular throughout PembrokeLand.
  • : Following new legislation in PembrokeLand, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.
  • : PembrokeLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in PembrokeLand, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in PembrokeLand, the military has had its funding stripped back as the nation seeks a smaller role in international politics.
  • : Following new legislation in PembrokeLand, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : PembrokeLand endorsed The Kingdom of Angshire.
  • : PembrokeLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs and the Top 10% for Most Cheerful Citizens and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : PembrokeLand was endorsed by The Kingdom of Angshire.
  • : Following new legislation in PembrokeLand, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 136 » Alunya, Notyoutopia, Corfad, Territorio di Nessuno, Shibutani, Siwale, El Fiji Grande, Sinelona, Shin-Hachioji, Pallaith, Fayyayid, The Rhein States, Black Templares, Jasminlandia, Trillius, Great Bights Mum, Sundred, Egalico, PlanetPunk, Sunto, North Bratislava, Koda-Land, Acrabinnia, Frances Francis the First of France, Zemnaya Svoboda, Omnistria, Newpromisedland, Sil Dorsett, Napnomadia, Buckerino, Steampunk Ariel, Saturns Edge, Kwaj, Dar es Saalam, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Shadowrik, Unimaginable Doom, Plangainer, Ibiscaton, General COE, Guslantis, United Draconia, Yaorozu, Federation Terra Australis, Unsophisticate, Spartoptia, Maott, Steraz, Sheldanada, Wineclaw, and 86 others.Ejhsa, Guer Aike, Pleroma Sans Romans, New Pruessen, Holy Oranz, Kasazzastan, Kulgatha, Selfgradatude, Q w e r t y, Dreadton, Victoriaans Nederlands, Lomjia, Torakuen, Haor Chall, 1 very fast endotarter, New Bremerton, Pasargad, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, Ethnon, Moubarakistan, Aratani, Niradans, British Pacific Islands, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Former English Colony, Test for a new hope, Valhalla123, Antityranicals, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Elder Realms, Constantinolia, Xentherida, Makersaulache, Joodey, Kobagia, Glurponia, Xzavia-Hjar, Zumlandia, Wilkshire, Bearical, The Soviet States of Europe, Amauri, Penrith, Vincone Cae, Runeda, Utopicican, Daiz, Sockmanland, Seenvorland, Concordare, The Tampa Bay Rays, Cuyan, New Octicarg, New Flos, Babacar, Great Javadwipa, Duerrlewang, Grimandia, Quebekistand, McMasterdonia, Orado, Fizban, Frie Annium, Orven, The Stratosphere Islands, Great Robertia, Ponantine, Racoda, Nakayo, Wisconsota, Calsolato, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Gnomewatchers, Potestasia, Kaschovia, The Pantheons, Eteles, PotatoFarmers, Darcania, Gorundu, Nothru Lerple, Partax, and Angshire.

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