The Sovereign Unified Nation of Pepbitar is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Primarch Pepbitar the 5th of Caer Powys with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, devout population of 23.974 billion Pepbitarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caer Powys. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Pepbitarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,967 trillion Eagle Talons a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,050 Eagle Talons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, artists are pillars of society, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, and the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pepbitar's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pepbitarionism.

Pepbitar is ranked 37,731^st in the world and 1^st in Foshan Mars Colony for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.66 law-abiding acts per hour.