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The United Socialist States of Pifflepoff

“Do not compromise on life”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: The Region That Has No Big Banks

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Pifflepoff

Population2.261 billion

CapitalBig Boy City
LeaderFull-Time Cool Guy

Currencyphilip
AnimalAlligator

The United Socialist States of Pifflepoff is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Full-Time Cool Guy with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.261 billion Pifflepoffians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Boy City. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Pifflepoffian economy, worth 271 trillion philips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 119,991 philips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, bars are packed at all hours, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pifflepoff's national animal is the Alligator, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Pifflepoff is ranked 64,366th in the world and 27th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Highest Economic Output, with 271 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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1%
Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,694thMost Pacifist: 1,778thNicest Citizens: 1,865thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,905thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,930thMost Inclusive: 2,036thTop
5%
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,423rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,927thSafest: 2,997thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,341stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,787thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,638thMost Influential: 4,639thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,670thBest Weather: 4,973rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,055thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,044thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,306thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,309thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,556thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,301stMost Developed: 7,422ndLargest Governments: 7,951stHealthiest Citizens: 9,625thSmartest Citizens: 10,572ndLowest Crime Rates: 11,162ndHighest Poor Incomes: 11,718thTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 12,406thMost Secular: 14,231stMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,918thMost Cultured: 16,258thMost Efficient Economies: 17,123rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,158thHighest Average Incomes: 23,527th
Top
5%
Nicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionTop
10%
Most Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionNudest: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The 🐶 Founder of Yodle granted Polls authority to Pifflepoff as Minister of Defense in The Region That Has No Big Banks.
  • : Pifflepoff voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Convicted Voters".
  • : Pifflepoff voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands".
  • : Following new legislation in Pifflepoff, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Pifflepoff, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Pifflepoff, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
  • : Pifflepoff was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in Pifflepoff, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
  • : Following new legislation in Pifflepoff, Pifflepoff successfully hosted the The Region That Has No Big Banks Olympics.
  • : Following new legislation in Pifflepoff, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.

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