“Do not compromise on life”
|Category: Left-Leaning College State|
Regional Influence: Envoy
Location: The Region That Has No Big Banks
|Capital||Big Boy City|
|Leader||Full-Time Cool Guy|
The United Socialist States of Pifflepoff is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Full-Time Cool Guy with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.261 billion Pifflepoffians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Boy City. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Pifflepoffian economy, worth 271 trillion philips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 119,991 philips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, bars are packed at all hours, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pifflepoff's national animal is the Alligator, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The 🐶 Founder of Yodle granted Polls authority to Pifflepoff as Minister of Defense in The Region That Has No Big Banks.
- : Pifflepoff voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Convicted Voters".
- : Pifflepoff voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands".
- : Following new legislation in Pifflepoff, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
- : Following new legislation in Pifflepoff, bars are packed at all hours.
- : Following new legislation in Pifflepoff, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
- : Pifflepoff was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-Leaning College State".
- : Following new legislation in Pifflepoff, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
- : Following new legislation in Pifflepoff, Pifflepoff successfully hosted the The Region That Has No Big Banks Olympics.
- : Following new legislation in Pifflepoff, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
Endorsements Received: 24 » Yodle, The Washington Federation, Tychovo, Aya Democratic Republic, Lkandria, Ardeyn, Partisan Italy, Chivka, Samstiel, New United Common-lands, Lotarmy, Republic of Penguinian Astronautia, The Green Environment, Santu Surgo, Restored Peoples, Mars Hotel, Peoples Republic of Peepeeland, Greater Drussi, Danlandea, Plattland, Asturii, United Lovervyche, Maltesestan, and Liliths Revenge.