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The PinkDowlg Tree of PinkDowlg

“PinkDowlg Pink PinkDowlg Pink Pink Pink Pink PinkDowlg” PinkDowlg

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: PinkDowlg Empire



Population4.381 billion

CapitalPinkDowlg City
FaithWorship of Dearest Leader PinkDowlg

CurrencyPinkDowlg coin

The PinkDowlg Tree of PinkDowlg is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by PinkDowlg with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The quiet, industrious population of 4.381 billion PinkDowlgians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PinkDowlg City. The average income tax rate is 44.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The PinkDowlgian economy, worth 228 trillion PinkDowlg coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is 52,134 PinkDowlg coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

PinkDowlgian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, PinkDowlg is the self-declared God of all PinkDowlg, and PinkDowlg has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PinkDowlg's national animal is the PinkDowlg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Worship of Dearest Leader PinkDowlg.

PinkDowlg is ranked 145,243rd in the world and 1st in PinkDowlg Empire for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -3.74 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Secular: 3,710thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 15,366thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18,613thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,891st

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