The Republic of Sinitsky is a large, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 67 million Sinitskyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 15.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Sinitskyian economy, worth 3.92 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,447 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Sinitsky, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, and elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sinitsky's national animal is the tit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sinitsky is ranked 24,952^nd in the world and 458^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,126.98 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.