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The Infinitely Holy Glass Case of Preserved Lenin

“Socialism will never die but simply rest in a glass box”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Struggling
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Texas

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Preserved Lenin

Population38.264 billion

CurrencyDeflated Lenin Ruble
AnimalCapitalist Pig

The Infinitely Holy Glass Case of Preserved Lenin is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, fear of technology, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 38.264 billion Preserved Leninians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but stagnant Preserved Leninian economy, worth a remarkable 4,190 trillion Deflated Lenin Rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 109,522 Deflated Lenin Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam, citizens are only allowed to view government-approved TV shows, and computers are widely considered to be the "devil magic of heathens". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Preserved Lenin's national animal is the Capitalist Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Preserved Lenin is ranked 4,040th in the world and 4th in Texas for Nudest, with 1,201.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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1%
Largest Governments: 10thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15thSafest: 32ndLowest Crime Rates: 65thLargest Populations: 124thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 246thMost Beautiful Environments: 271stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 303rdMost Primitive: 500thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,476thMost Devout: 2,182ndTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,410thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,458thHighest Economic Output: 2,506thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,682ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,197thMost Authoritarian: 3,364thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,636thNudest: 4,040thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,490thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,823rdMost Conservative: 5,834thMost Influential: 7,093rdMost Income Equality: 8,067thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,488thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,025thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 11,366thMost Stationary: 11,850thMost Extreme: 16,044thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,397thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,693rd
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1%
Largest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Most Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Preserved Lenin was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Preserved Lenin's influence in Texas fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
  • : Preserved Lenin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Preserved Lenin's influence in Texas rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Preserved Lenin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Preserved Lenin was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Preserved Lenin was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens and Highest Economic Output.
  • : Preserved Lenin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme and the Top 10% for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Preserved Lenin was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Preserved Lenin's influence in Texas fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".

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