Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: the South Pacific
Population | 11.835 billion |
Currency | Ankh |
Animal | Dinosaur |
The Community of Psykorea is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.835 billion Psykoreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Psykorean economy, worth a remarkable 6,882 trillion Ankhs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 581,577 Ankhs, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.
Exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, astronomers are flocking to Psykorea to take advantage of its clear night skies, and flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Psykorea's national animal is the Dinosaur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Psykorea is ranked 574th in the world and 15th in the South Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 21,716.48 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Psykorea, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
- : Following new legislation in Psykorea, astronomers are flocking to Psykorea to take advantage of its clear night skies.
- : Following new legislation in Psykorea, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions.
- : Following new legislation in Psykorea, exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes.
- : Psykorea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided, Most Patriotic, Highest Average Incomes, Largest Black Market, and Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in Psykorea, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD.
- : Following new legislation in Psykorea, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Psykorea, slaves aren't half the men they used to be.
- : Psykorea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Psykorea, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.