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The ♡ holy ♡ ωєєву иαтισи of Animu Place

“More pirates = less global warming” Flying spaghetti monster

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The North Pacific

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Animu Place

Population8.557 billion

CapitalOtakupolis
LeaderFlying spaghetti monster
FaithFsmism

CurrencyGold Bar
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The ♡ holy ♡ ωєєву иαтισи of Animu Place is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Flying spaghetti monster with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.557 billion weebs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Otakupolis. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient weeb economy, worth a remarkable 3,366 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 393,439 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Animu Place's national animal is the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fsmism.

Animu Place is ranked 26,003rd in the world and 584th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,374.3 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 282ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 445thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 960thLargest Black Market: 1,008thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,009thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,062ndMost Influential: 1,079thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,133rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,179thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,303rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,472ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,707thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,756thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,773rdMost Armed: 1,881stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,364thMost Devout: 2,529thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,610thFattest Citizens: 2,720thLargest Governments: 2,864thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,021stMost Efficient Economies: 3,268thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,432ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,653rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,069thMost Developed: 4,727thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,917thSmartest Citizens: 5,193rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,814thHighest Economic Output: 6,288thMost Inclusive: 6,316thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,334thLowest Crime Rates: 7,024thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,363rdMost Patriotic: 7,396thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,718thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,162ndMost Cultured: 9,307thHighest Food Quality: 9,565thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,951stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,542ndLargest Welfare Programs: 13,541stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,002ndTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 14,765thMost Authoritarian: 18,706thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 26,003rd
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Black Market: 30th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 32nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 36th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 44th in the regionMost Armed: 46th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 55th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 59th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 61st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 63rd in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Devout: 79th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 80th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 81st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 90th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 98th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 103rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 117th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 121st in the regionLargest Governments: 132nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 148th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 150th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 166th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 184th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 185th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 192nd in the regionMost Developed: 233rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 234th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 235th in the regionMost Influential: 239th in the regionMost Patriotic: 245th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 261st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 264th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 315th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 322nd in the regionMost Cultured: 407th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 437th in the regionRudest Citizens: 484th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 487th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 489th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 515th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 518th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 584th in the regionMost Stationary: 588th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year.
  • : Animu Place was endorsed by The Community of Hikki.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face.
  • : Following new legislation in Animu Place, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 241 » Koda-Land, Shibutani, Eraver, Unsophisticate, Empy, Omnistria, The Rhein States, Ethnon, PotatoFarmers, Sikol, North Bratislava, Azzarel, Great Bights Mum, Corfad, Dreadton, Siwale, Prydania, Zeternia, Pallaith, Advancia-Sizzletown, Nationeer, Aeurithianar, Nistriabar, Former English Colony, Xagill, Simone Republic, Frances Francis the First of France, Sil Dorsett, Rainengrad, Zecit, The Iron Lions, Unimaginable Doom, Kranostav, Wineclaw, Seenvorland, Malta Comino Gozo, Drentusa, AGoodPlace, Loutsland, VictorH, Votak Matim, Maott, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Vincone Cae, South Baba, New Trisone, Wilkshire, Merconitonitopia, Pleroma Sans Romans, A Salmon Named Harold, and 191 others.Feelonia, Yukti, Cloydicia, Walter Jackson, Panama Coalition, Lemonbiscuits, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Soviet Terran, Ozstan, Bankowiata, Pasargad, Khoik, Radicaster, The Jerichowan Country, Chukstik Illahi, Inspiratus, Dacian Freelands, Gendirt, Xentherida, Zyvetskistaahn, Katuda, AmManies, Perikuresu, The Sinclarian Provinces, Andanavia, Unshleepd, Oannia, Hellsinky, Capitista, Holy Marcus Empire, Kwaj, Singamadri, New Terra-Nullius, Intelbrazia, Parpyduckland, Aeolist, Menouria, KAP03land, Cobolica, Regallio, Bornodia, Loptous, Eggplant Island, The Arverni Lands, Batatoland Empire, Bagojo, Varisland, Filibustra, Omicron Persei V111, Trillius, Sechiole, Thought Obliteration, Gragadoia, Antiyard, The Austro Germanic Union, TyGerria, The Zheng Dynasty, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Austro-Bavarian States, Atrito, Intion North, Wolffoxia, Segesta, Chipoli, Viceroy Vincent, New-Ferytland, Laurendon, Harjad, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Darkanistan, Racoda, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, PlanetMercury, Laforeia, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, IHateRights, Esperonia, Jeltronian WA Mission, Ellbonnia, Gorundu, Aurasreich, Etanur, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Rinadia, New Selkirk, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Southern Moosetopia, Marlducro, Catalis, South Parter, Deliber, Vilaforta, Northern-Kempia, TamilPesum, Orjald, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, New Atlantico, Ishtimbine, Pinky Queen, New Cordyceps, Arucaria, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Ayuzhhhhh, Ovekisu, Bedsonya, Great Ignesia, Blyskalia, Crilland, Notyoutopia, Rex Republic, Castle In Confidence, Federation of Vanguard, Tugupaw, Bodhisva, Inclement Space, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Alogiada, Saint-Dauphin, Democratic Republic of Magley, Republiqueducroissant, Sindoesia, Bardopia, Kingdom of Time, Aerilia, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Caecar, Alire, Hyphen, Neptunian Military Administration, Mystiquelle, Western Justice, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Izern, Zelenaya Dolina, Illusia and Neverendia, Luminerra, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Kyroth Dreemurr, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Kainin, Barxa, Valiacorkit, Lugarvatn, Valentine Z, Fragrancia, Mount Marvin, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Halsoni, Germanic Cat, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Altivia, Aoncarpa, Ardok, The Three Moutains, Vancricia, Francois Isidore, La Baja California, Ubeland, The New Oceanic States, Eralan, The Resoland, Yaorozu, Suvarnavarta, Northern Tatria, The Tony Paporordia, Davidianian, Tragesch Firwat, Stal Valley, Bhadeshistan, Comfed, Northern Zorbrasnka, and Hikki.

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