The People's Republic of Badambo yards is a small, genial nation, notable for its smutty television, compulsory vegetarianism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 40 million Badambo yardsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 36.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Badambo yardsian economy, worth 1.50 trillion Dayums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,442 Dayums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, and the government loves seeing the little people fight. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Badambo yards's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Badambo yards is ranked 196,739^th in the world and 4,630^th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 43.01 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.