The Colony of OMANN is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its smutty television, national health service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.57 billion OMANNians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Islamabad. The average income tax rate is 46.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient OMANNian economy, worth 440 trillion Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,527 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding OMANN, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and many in OMANN are born in the purple. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OMANN's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

OMANN is ranked 41,207^th in the world and 1,382^nd in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 173.44 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.