The Federation of U S Eh is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by John Barron with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, smutty television, and state-planned economy. The democratic population of 8.776 billion U S Eh-ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Niagara Falls. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient U S Eh-ian economy, worth 727 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 82,934 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, and dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. U S Eh's national animal is the Eager, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

U S Eh is ranked 268,255^th in the world and 5,630^th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8.94 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.