Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Powerhouse |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Regional Influence: Powerbroker
Location: The Western Front
Population | 62 million |
Currency | Money |
Animal | Libertarian Snake |
The Kingdom of Moncapistan is a large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, digital currency, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 62 million Consumers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 6.2%.
The powerhouse Capitalist economy, worth 5.52 trillion Monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 88,986 Monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, bris parties are all the rage, and school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Moncapistan's national animal is the Libertarian Snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Moncapistan is ranked 80,416th in the world and 7th in The Western Front for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Moncapistan, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
- : Following new legislation in Moncapistan, bris parties are all the rage.
- : Following new legislation in Moncapistan, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles.
- : Moncapistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : Following new legislation in Moncapistan, angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason.
- : Following new legislation in Moncapistan, owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams.
- : Following new legislation in Moncapistan, red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair.
- : Following new legislation in Moncapistan, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution.
- : Following new legislation in Moncapistan, contestants on Moncapistan's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
- : Following new legislation in Moncapistan, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.