The Cannibalistic Wasteland of ReeK is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kim Don Zeus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 22.562 billion Cunning Horis love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ile Du Haast. The average income tax rate is 60.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hori economy, worth a remarkable 5,309 trillion Aborted Foetuses a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 235,312 Aborted Foetuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to ReeK as a reminder of their "special relationship", the nation's smallest Retired Porn Starball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch, and supervisors in ReeK commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ReeK's national animal is the Retired Porn Star, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Easter Worshipophobia.

ReeK is ranked 1,183^rd in the world and 32^nd in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 160.04 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.