The Great Socialist Jamahiriya of Repreteop is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Nikocado Allahcado with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 7.166 billion Repreteopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chiraq. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Repreteopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,316 trillion Robuxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 183,706 Robuxes, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, and authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets. Crime is totally unknown. Repreteop's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Repreteop is ranked 268,365^th in the world and 3^rd in Chiraq for Safest, scoring 8.02 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.