The Republic of Resehilt is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its burgeoning horse population. The hard-working, cynical population of 10.166 billion Resehiltians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 24.8%.

The Resehiltian economy, worth 404 trillion florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 39,791 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, genetic researchers have been expelled, and many aides in Leader's office are known to be serial jaywalkers. Crime is moderate. Resehilt's national animal is the horse.

Resehilt is ranked 197,311^th in the world and 1^st in The International Coalition for Safest, scoring 46.78 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.