The Imperial Coalition of SHAYTAN UKHIROSS is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Steward Gavroche von Stelseyn nil Tep with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 38.473 billion Ukhirians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xen'garai. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient SHAYTAN UKHIROSSian economy, worth a remarkable 9,830 trillion kurals a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 255,515 kurals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau', it is often said that only Steward Gavroche von Stelseyn nil Tep could bring down Dàguó, territories have the right to secede if they aren't happy, and Steward Gavroche von Stelseyn nil Tep is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. SHAYTAN UKHIROSS's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Phoenix Crown.

SHAYTAN UKHIROSS is ranked 20,488^th in the world and 379^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,361.74 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.