The State of Rheinhessen is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.274 billion Rheinhessenians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Rheinhessenian economy, worth 980 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 42,129 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 286,427 per year while the poor average 2,263, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and Rheinhessen has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Rheinhessen's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rheinhessen is ranked 191,009^th in the world and 6^th in Windhoek for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.