The President of Rodrigo Duterte is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 15.273 billion filipinos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manila. The average income tax rate is 46.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Rodrigo Dutertean economy, worth 149 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,800 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nudity is frowned upon, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety', and Rodrigo Duterte has designated Manila as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rodrigo Duterte's national animal is the aquila, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rodrigo Duterte is ranked 195,431^st in the world and 6,248^th in Lazarus for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.