The State of Royal Empire is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 31.706 billion Imperialists live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The thriving Royal Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,394 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is 43,977 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 125,729 per year while the poor average 12,252, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

People caught mistreating Royal Empire's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, and a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Royal Empirean politicians. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Royal Empire's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Royal Empire is ranked 253,798^th in the world and 9^th in 404 Not Found for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.