Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: the South Pacific
Population | 27.759 billion |
Currency | Rouble |
Animal | Bear |
The Empire of Russian Oil is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 27.759 billion Russian Oilians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 38.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Russian Oilian economy, worth an astonishing 11,496 trillion Roubles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 414,155 Roubles, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.
Voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Russian Oil's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Russian Oil is ranked 69,219th in the world and 1,600th in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 441.7 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Russian Oil, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index.
- : Following new legislation in Russian Oil, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
- : Following new legislation in Russian Oil, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades.
- : Following new legislation in Russian Oil, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.
- : Following new legislation in Russian Oil, it isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions.
- : Following new legislation in Russian Oil, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work.
- : Following new legislation in Russian Oil, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
- : Russian Oil was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Russian Oil, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink.
- : Russian Oil was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".