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The Empire of Sagrada Britannia

“All hail Britannia!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific


Sagrada Britannia

Population980 million

LeaderSchneizel El Britannia

AnimalWhite Lion

The Empire of Sagrada Britannia is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Schneizel El Britannia with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 980 million Sacred Britannians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pendragon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Sagrada Britannian economy, worth 132 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 135,641 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets, the newest shade developed by Sagrada Britannia's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and cults that offer eternal life after death to those who follow a self-sacrificing saviour are frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sagrada Britannia's national animal is the White Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sagrada Britannia is ranked 15,191st in the world and 825th in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 10.42 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,192ndTop
Most Influential: 2,129thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,157thRudest Citizens: 5,590thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 8,096thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,269thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,367thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,729thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,668thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,068thMost Secular: 11,170thMost Efficient Economies: 11,254thMost Developed: 11,522ndSmartest Citizens: 11,897thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,806thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,763rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,053rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,966th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 223rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 325th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 394th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 477th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 481st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 491st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 517th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 541st in the regionMost Armed: 548th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 577th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 589th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 589th in the regionMost Secular: 607th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 667th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 669th in the regionMost Developed: 672nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 719th in the regionMost Influential: 726th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 729th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sagrada Britannia, cults that offer eternal life after death to those who follow a self-sacrificing saviour are frowned upon.
  • : Sagrada Britannia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, Largest Manufacturing Sector, and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Sagrada Britannia, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • : Sagrada Britannia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Sagrada Britannia, the newest shade developed by Sagrada Britannia's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'.
  • : Following new legislation in Sagrada Britannia, women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets.
  • : Sagrada Britannia was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of The Notorious Mad Jack.
  • : Following new legislation in Sagrada Britannia, citizens buy season tickets on a 20-year payment plan.
  • : Following new legislation in Sagrada Britannia, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Sagrada Britannia, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 130 » Territorio di Nessuno, Corfad, Shibutani, El Fiji Grande, Notyoutopia, The Rhein States, Sinelona, Siwale, Buckerino, Alunya, Shin-Hachioji, Pallaith, Yaorozu, Shadowrik, Black Templares, Saturns Edge, Ninjak30, Omnistria, Great Bights Mum, Dreadton, Napnomadia, North Bratislava, Koda-Land, Frances Francis the First of France, Acrabinnia, Guslantis, Sundred, Kulgatha, Newpromisedland, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Ibiscaton, Novare Res, Wineclaw, Kwaj, New Bremerton, Holy Oranz, Sil Dorsett, Jasminlandia, Maott, Zemnaya Svoboda, Solmetria, Federation Terra Australis, Steampunk Ariel, Ethnon, Sunto, Egalico, Dar es Saalam, Kasazzastan, PlanetPunk, Q w e r t y, and 80 others.Plangainer, Guer Aike, New Pruessen, Spartoptia, United Draconia, Selfgradatude, Pasargad, Sheldanada, Steraz, Trillius, Marijuana Haven, Joodey, Torakuen, The United States of Romania, Misuvelia, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Unimaginable Doom, General COE, Unsophisticate, Ejhsa, Victoriaans Nederlands, Lomjia, 1 very fast endotarter, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, Moubarakistan, Aratani, Pleroma Sans Romans, Niradans, British Pacific Islands, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Haor Chall, Noahs Second Country, Former English Colony, Test for a new hope, Rynion, Elder Realms, Analomink, Antityranicals, North Altatude, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Wilkshire, Constantinolia, Xentherida, Loli County, Valhalla123, Kobagia, Eternal Dreams, Glurponia, Zumlandia, Xzavia-Hjar, SORT, Bearical, Penrith, Vincone Cae, Runeda, Utopicican, Princely Irbis, Daiz, Concordare, Seenvorland, The Tampa Bay Rays, Sockmanland, Cuyan, Amauri, New Flos, Duerrlewang, Makersaulache, New Octicarg, Lunallian, Some Random TNP Nation, Grimandia, Quebekistand, McMasterdonia, Frie Annium, The NuMegadonian Empire, Orven, The Stratosphere Islands, and The Notorious Mad Jack.

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