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The Tasty Treats of Salvation Cookie

“Sometimes we have cookies...”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Philosophy 101


Salvation Cookie

Population32.94 billion


Currencyholy cookie
Animalholy wookie

The Tasty Treats of Salvation Cookie is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 32.94 billion Salvation Cookieans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Welfare, although Healthcare, Spirituality, and Education are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Salvation Cookiean economy, worth a remarkable 1,232 trillion holy cookies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 37,407 holy cookies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, Max Barry is this year's Miss Salvation Cookie, the holy wookie is a protected species, and almost all of Salvation Cookie's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salvation Cookie's national animal is the holy wookie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cookieywookieyanity.

Salvation Cookie is ranked 101,935th in the world and 1st in Philosophy 101 for Fattest Citizens, with 9.92 Obesity Rate.

Largest Populations: 1,403rdTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,754thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,922ndTop
Most Stationary: 12,640thHighest Economic Output: 13,479thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,523rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,786thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,619th

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