The Republic of San Rosito is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The cynical population of 8.573 billion San Rositans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 30.0%.

The San Rositan economy, worth 366 trillion Pesos a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,805 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Rosito's national animal is the Rositan Panther.

San Rosito is ranked 204,181^st in the world and 24^th in Teremara for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -1.79 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.