The Federal Republic of Klovak is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Matej Muhoberac with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 5.906 billion Klovaks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fedorgrad. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Klovakian economy, worth 821 trillion Kožas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 139,131 Kožas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The legislature has come out as bicameral, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, and there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Klovak's national animal is the Antelope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Klovak is ranked 17,018^th in the world and 381^st in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.38 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.