The Democratic States of Koros is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.742 billion Korosians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nîkihk. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Korosian economy, worth 461 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,201 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook, visiting the best Korosian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, and parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koros's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Koros is ranked 8,343^rd in the world and 229^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 56.53 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.