Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark |
Regional Influence: Duckspeaker
Location: Lunaria
Population | 9.892 billion |
Capital | Blood Moon |
Leader | Vampira Bloodmoon |
Faith | Librarism |
Currency | Lunariaux |
Animal | Vampire Dolphin |
The Lunar Kingdom of Sanzluna is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Vampira Bloodmoon with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.892 billion Sanzlunans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blood Moon. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Sanzlunan economy, worth a remarkable 3,443 trillion Lunariauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 348,133 Lunariauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Vampira Bloodmoon is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, and not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sanzluna's national animal is the Vampire Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Librarism.
Sanzluna is ranked 1,070th in the world and 15th in Lunaria for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 18,399.72 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Sanzluna, not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric.
- : Following new legislation in Sanzluna, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
- : Following new legislation in Sanzluna, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments.
- : Following new legislation in Sanzluna, Vampira Bloodmoon is strangely popular with male politicians' wives.
- : Following new legislation in Sanzluna, hay has been added to school cafeteria menus.
- : Following new legislation in Sanzluna, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
- : Following new legislation in Sanzluna, statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families.
- : Following new legislation in Sanzluna, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins.
- : Following new legislation in Sanzluna, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors.
- : Following new legislation in Sanzluna, there's never enough space in space.