The Grand Queendom of Saracama is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by HRH Queen Aspartina Rollo I with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.494 billion Saracamians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vietenhaim-Folaustopaun. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Saracaman economy, worth 217 trillion Pounds Saracs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is 87,240 Pounds Saracs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', and ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saracama's national animal is the Sarac Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saracama is ranked 197,898^th in the world and 997^th in Europe for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 1,182.95 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.