The Queendom of Sarina Swift is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 12.948 billion Sarina Swiftians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 7.2%.

The strong Sarina Swiftian economy, worth 758 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 58,545 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sarina Swift's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Sarina Swift is ranked 119,533^rd in the world and 7^th in New Hampshire for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,527.23 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.