The Sultanate of North Cousgatictorth is a small, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 23 million North Cousgatictorthians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The very strong North Cousgatictorthian economy, worth 1.30 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 56,598 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, military spending recently hit a new high, and protestors are soaking piles of rupees in blood to make a point about government incomes. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. North Cousgatictorth's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

North Cousgatictorth is ranked 202,521^st in the world and 8,047^th in Osiris for Most Patriotic, with 6.55 flags saluted per person per day.