The Free Land of Warnen is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.703 billion Warnenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Divinity's Reach. The average income tax rate is 37.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Warnenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,653 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 273,519 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Divinity's Reach's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, Warnen's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Warnen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warnen's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the SIX.

Warnen is ranked 2,342^nd in the world and 119^th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 766.03 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.