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The Rogue Nation of Serme Oro

“Raiders are rubbish”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: Lewisham

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Serme Oro

Population6.76 billion

CapitalNandos
LeaderRazibus Zouzou
Faithancestral worship and bone divination

Currencyegg
Animalfire rooster

The Rogue Nation of Serme Oro is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Razibus Zouzou with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.76 billion Oromisei have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nandos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.7%.

The strong Oron economy, worth 489 trillion eggs a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,450 eggs, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has chosen not to live in interesting times, the dartboard at the Oron Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Razibus Zouzou's face, minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, and there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Serme Oro's national animal is the fire rooster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ancestral worship and bone divination.

Serme Oro is ranked 188,485th in the world and 9th in Lewisham for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring zero on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Top
5%
Most Primitive: 6,449thTop
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,161stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,925thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,154thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,637thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,012thMost Inclusive: 28,716th
Top
10%
Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Serme Oro was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive and the Top 10% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Serme Oro, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day.
  • : Following new legislation in Serme Oro, minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments.
  • : Following new legislation in Serme Oro, the dartboard at the Oron Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Razibus Zouzou's face.
  • : Serme Oro lodged a message on the Lewisham Library Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Serme Oro, the nation has chosen not to live in interesting times.
  • : Following new legislation in Serme Oro, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day".
  • : Following new legislation in Serme Oro, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
  • : Following new legislation in Serme Oro, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Serme Oro's influence in Lewisham fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".

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