The Pink Queendom of Sexy is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Her Majesty Lucy Pinder of Winchester with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.657 billion sexy people are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bikini Bottom. The average income tax rate is 38.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish sexy economy, worth 462 trillion sex-appeals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 29,536 sex-appeals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, builders across Sexy are blocked up with orders for new public loos, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sexy's national animal is the flamingo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sexy is ranked 100,669^th in the world and 2^nd in Playboy for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.77 law-abiding acts per hour.