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The Rogue Nation of SIDDHARISTAN

“WE ARE THE BEST ,F THE REST”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: The Region That Has No Big Banks

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SIDDHARISTAN

Population599 million

CapitalNew Hindi city

CurrencySID
AnimalALIEN

The Rogue Nation of SIDDHARISTAN is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 599 million SIDDHARISTANians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hindi city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.8%.

The frighteningly efficient SIDDHARISTANian economy, worth 93.1 trillion SIDS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 155,483 SIDS, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 822,932 per year while the poor average 15,574, a ratio of 52.8 to 1.

Families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, and the government is accused of being heartless by those considered brainless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SIDDHARISTAN's national animal is the ALIEN, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SIDDHARISTAN is ranked 190,898th in the world and 108th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Primitive, scoring -258.66 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Top
1%
Nudest: 1,973rdTop
5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,556thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,214thFattest Citizens: 5,291stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,279thLargest Retail Industry: 6,385thMost Influential: 7,888thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,993rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,603rdTop
10%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 10,720thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,695thHighest Average Incomes: 12,236thMost Efficient Economies: 12,656thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,674thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,070thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,558thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,457thLargest Insurance Industry: 17,239thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18,164thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,200thLargest Governments: 20,451st
Top
1%
Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionMost Conservative: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in SIDDHARISTAN, the government is accused of being heartless by those considered brainless.
  • : Following new legislation in SIDDHARISTAN, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
  • : SIDDHARISTAN was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • : SIDDHARISTAN was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry and Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in SIDDHARISTAN, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic.
  • : Following new legislation in SIDDHARISTAN, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
  • : Following new legislation in SIDDHARISTAN, SIDDHARISTANian soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting.
  • : Following new legislation in SIDDHARISTAN, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of SIDDHARISTAN remains pure.
  • : Following new legislation in SIDDHARISTAN, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : SIDDHARISTAN was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and Largest Publishing Industry.

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