The State of Sire Fortune is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.3 billion Sire Fortuneans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The very strong Sire Fortunean economy, worth 866 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 38,858 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 264,187 per year while the poor average 2,087, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, all tariffs have been abolished, Sire Fortune has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Sire Fortune in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Sire Fortune's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sire Fortune is ranked 190,192^nd in the world and 290^th in 0000 for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.