The District of Skaha Village is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by privy council chairman with a fair hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32.076 billion Skaha Villageans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Industry is also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The very strong Skaha Villagean economy, worth a remarkable 1,247 trillion juno aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Average income is 38,889 juno aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 264,402 per year while the poor average 2,089, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, Skaha Village has designated District City as its capital city, and Privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of Skaha Village in an international press conference. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Skaha Village's national animal is the quick pink fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Skaha Village is ranked 224,787^th in the world and 10^th in Knights of the Round Table for Nicest Citizens, with 6.19 average smiles per day.