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The Empire of Socialist Kingdoms of Scania

“the Emperor, the Council with the People together”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific


Socialist Kingdoms of Scania

Population4.827 billion

LeaderKarl XIX Philip of Scania and Sweden

CurrencyScanian Crown
AnimalDomestic Wolf

The Empire of Socialist Kingdoms of Scania is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Karl XIX Philip of Scania and Sweden with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, digital currency, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The cynical population of 4.827 billion Scanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stockholm. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Socialist Kingdoms of Scanian economy, worth 426 trillion Scanian Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 88,346 Scanian Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, a soldier's body is a temple, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, and the government loves seeing the little people fight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Kingdoms of Scania's national animal is the Domestic Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Socialist Kingdoms of Scania is ranked 187,138th in the world and 8,146th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.97 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 958thMost Influential: 1,397thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,979thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 12,341stMost Authoritarian: 13,410thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,773rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,775thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,571stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,956thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,553rdBest Weather: 15,571stMost Beautiful Environments: 15,632ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,726thMost Inclusive: 17,049thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,165thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,393rdMost Advanced Public Education: 18,603rdMost Secular: 18,799thLargest Governments: 19,363rd
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 121st in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 529th in the regionMost Influential: 577th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 592nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 620th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 620th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 632nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 667th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 714th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 718th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 738th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 757th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 792nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 796th in the regionBest Weather: 823rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 883rd in the region

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